Alexander and the Splat Crew

After finishing on the losing team yet again for his fifth Turf War, Alexander walked along the street, feeling bitter and upset.

Alexander:  This just isn't fair!  I'm still not used to this damn sport, and a lot of people are already making fun of me!

Three bullies appear and block him.

Alexander:  What do you want?!

Bully #1:  Heh, it's that newb of a Turf War battler.

Bully #2:  What are you doing in our territory?

Alexander:  None of your business!  Leave me alone!

Bully #3:  Haha, no way f*cker!  *Cracks his knuckles*  Give us all of your gear and weapons, then you can pass!

Alexander:  Forget it!  I'm not giving you guys anything!  Got it?!

Bully #1:  Too bad, assh*le!  We're taking them by force!

???:  Hey!  Leave him alone!

Alexander turns around, and sees a blue Inkling boy, a Green Inkling Girl, a Teal Inkling girl, an orange Inkling boy, and an Octoling.

Bully #2:  Oh no.  It's the Splat Crew.

Green Girl:  What do you guys think your doing to him?!

Bully #1:  Uh, nothing.  We weren't gonna do-  *Gets cut off when the Orange Boy points his Kelp Splatterscope at him*

Orange Boy:  Back off!  And leave him alone!

Bullies:  Sh*t!  Okay, we'll leave him alone!  *They run off*

Teal Girl:  Are you okay?

Alexander:  I'm fine.  Thanks.

Blue boy:  Why don't we introduce ourselves?  My name's Cobalt, but most people call me "Blue".

Orange Boy:  The name's Citcho, but you can call me "Orange".

Teal Girl:  I'm Marinea, but you can call me "Teal".

Green girl:  My name's Viriti, but you can just call me "Green".

Octoling:  My name's Lavanna, but you can just call me "Octo".

Alexander:  Nice to meet you all.  My name's Alexander, but most people call me "Alex".

Cobalt:  Nice to meet you, Alex.

Viriti:  So what were those guys doing to you?

Alexander:  They were threatening to take away all of my gear and weapons.  But I need them to compete in this Turf War stuff.

Marinea:  You're new to Inkopolis, aren't you?

Alexander:  Yeah.

Viriti:  Don't worry.  We can help you!

Alexander:  Really?!  Thanks guys!  I really appreciate it!

Cobalt:  No problem.

Alexander and the Splat Crew later walked over to where the Splat Crew lives.  They invited him to live with them, and he accepted it.